day 16. how to burn popcorn

is nothing sacred anymore??? this is what i get for trying to be food conscious. 100 CALORIE PACKS OF POPCORN ARE THE DEVIL. this shit exploded in the microwave at work! it exploded out of the bag. it kept popping even as i was leaving the microwave and walking back to my desk. i let out this squeal that not even dogs could hear and that was all kinds of embarassing. and we all know about the burnt popcorn smell. it took over the entire floor. not to mention it wasn't even semi-edible burnt popcorn. basically i made charcoal. charcoal-y popcorn that melted and burnt a hole through the popcorn bag. i could have burned down the building, people! all because of an innocent mid-day snack. oh the perils of office life.