I apologize that we at the Pho365 Headquarters (don't exist yet) are obsessed with our new president (not in office yet) and everything his administration (not formed yet) stands for. Everywhere we look there are graphs, charts, maps and holograms (lame, CNN) explaining why he's awesome and that other guy isn't. We see news tickers running over everything and Soledad O'Brien explaining, yet AGAIN, that race is absolutely a factor, just not a barrier (used to be you, Wolf, but you sat down on the air and we're NOT forgetting it any time soon). As such, it is taking us some time to adjust to life after the election (IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE DAYS, OK??!) and we still see Obama's face everywhere we look. Actually, that part wasn't me being dramatic, it's just fact. I, Elie Berkowitz, President and Co-Founder of Pho365 (fake title), do hereby swear that our all-consuming obsession with president-elect Barack Obama will eventually fade and stop penetrating our very serious (not at all serious) work here at Pho365. Until then, LOOK! OBAMA'S FACE ON RIPPED POSTER ON A NEWSPAPER STAND!!!
Yours,
Elie Berkowitz
President/Co-Founder, Phototally 365 Corp. (not a corporation)
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