Wednesday, August 5, 2009

day 337: monkey see

the other boroughs are a strange land. for instance, this oversized monkey in a bikini, sunglasses, sipping out of a coconut with a straw wearing her fabulous (faux) pearls exists in the borough of Queens... basically she's just gettin down with her bad monkey self, chillin with the air conditioners not carin who's watching or judging. she's all, "yeah bitches.... i'm gonna sip my coconut drink (with alcohol in it, no doubt) while all you fools walk by WISHING you were as awesome as i am. i love her. i want to be her. except for the fake monkey part. also, pink string bikini's are so last year.

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