Day 288 is an oxymoron. Or is it?

If you counted up the number of trips I've made to Staples over the last year, I think you'd find that Encore Merchandise is keeping them afloat. The one on Sunset has this sticker on the door underneath a sensor that makes it look as though the door will open automatically. And maybe it did at some point. This is no longer the case. Props to the joker who corrected the sign.